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	<description>Life &#38; Times of a red haired man boy</description>
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		<title>1 New Message</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is a text exchange that happened to me not too long ago. Think I&#8217;m okay to post it now the heat has died down but just in case I&#8217;m still in the dog house (so to speak) I&#8217;ve changed the names of those involved. Enjoy. *BZZ BZZ* Stan: Hey mate. Where is it you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What&#8217;re urinal lookin&#8217; at?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Does this happens to you, fellas? So you go to a public bathroom, either at work or in a pub or the like, somewhere where there are multiple toilets in the one room that are a mix of urinals and cubicles. Personally, if I&#8217;m going for a Number 1. I will head for the urinals [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.gingerninja.com.au/whatre-urinal-lookin-at/</link>
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		<title>Tales from Movember: Pt3</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Final Insult Cute girl: Hi. Me: Hey. Cute girl: You trying to grow a mo for Movember? Me: Not trying, succeeding. Cute girl: That? Nah, you&#8217;ll get there but that&#8217;s no mo, I get more off when I get my lip waxed. Me: But&#8230; It&#8217;s November 27th! If it&#8217;s not there yet it won&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.gingerninja.com.au/tales-from-movember-pt3/</link>
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		<title>Tales from Movember Pt2</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Dentist Dentist: Alright, just put your head back and open your mouth wide. Me: aighhh (speaking with my mouth wide open) Dentist: Oh my god! Me: Wha?! Dentist: I&#8217;ve never seen anything like this. Me: Huh? Dentist: It&#8217;s horrible! Me: Wha wha!? Dentist: It&#8217;s&#8230; some sort of growth on your lip&#8230; Me: &#8230; huh? [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.gingerninja.com.au/tales-from-movember-pt2/</link>
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		<title>Tales from Movember Pt1</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Men&#8217;s Room I am at the urinal doing my business when a man walks in sporting an awesome mustache and begins using the urinal next to me. Me: Wow, that&#8217;s awesome! Him: Pardon? Me: I wish I could get mine to grow as long and thick as that. Him: What!? Me: You get much [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.gingerninja.com.au/tales-from-movember-pt1/</link>
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		<title>Movember: Having a ball</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some time a few years ago I was experiencing a slightly sore left nut, sorry, testicle (to keep it medical). It seemed higher than normal and was more uncomfortable than anything. So, despite how awkward it felt, I did the right thing went to the doctor. The man doctor (phew) told me to take off [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.gingerninja.com.au/movember-having-a-ball/</link>
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		<title>Why Kids are Dumb</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One morning, long ago when I was in year 1 of infants school my friends and I were in the playground before class started. It was just like any other morning, running about being Ninja Turtles no doubt, cowabungering this, Kranging that. Then we found a cash register in the bushes. We all froze mid [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.gingerninja.com.au/why-kids-are-dumb/</link>
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		<title>Hey baby</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have never held a baby before. Ever. Not once. I have no interest in it. It scares me. I feel nervous about handling my iphone 4 let alone the product of someones own biology. If someone dropped my phone, it can be replaced. If I were to drop someones baby I don&#8217;t think my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.gingerninja.com.au/hey-baby/</link>
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		<title>Asian Adventure: Part 4</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Cocktails: Natures Seductive Ninjas Thailand. Now this was the part of the trip I enjoyed most of all, finally some relaxing. I knew Thailand was going to be different to Penang the moment I walked onto the beach and could see no less than 8 boobs (that&#8217;s right, 4 topless girls for those with poor [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.gingerninja.com.au/asian-adventure-part-4/</link>
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		<title>Asian Adventure: Part 3</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Penang, Malaysia Some people travel with a sense of freedom and adventure. Every hiccup is a lesson learned and nothing can go wrong because it&#8217;s all part of the experience. Others, like myself, travel the world thinking everyone is trying to mug you, drug you or steal your organs. No, I&#8217;m not one of those [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.gingerninja.com.au/asian-adventure-part-3/</link>
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