This is a text exchange that happened to me not too long ago. Think I’m okay to post it now the heat has died down but just in case I’m still in the dog house (so to speak) I’ve changed the names of those involved. Enjoy.
Stan: Hey mate. Where is it you send your dog when you go away?
Me: Newcastlepetresort.com.au I cannot recommend them highly enough. Why, thinking of checking the Mrs in for a spell?
Stan: This is the Mrs, I’m using Stan’s phone >:(
Me: … woof? …
Ps I can’t help but feel a 😉 would have made that above faux pas a bit softer…